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A few months back in the "Megan Fox is an Idiot" thread started by the one and only Krustee I had this to say in regards to Megan Fox:


Shes not that hot. I dont get the hype.

So ironically enough I was informed that there was a girl who did look just like Megan Fox working at the Kitten Club appropriately named: Megan.

So idiot that I am I took the bait and booked an appointment. And what I was greeted with was:

A really hot looking 19 year old who DID look almost like Megan Fox. Long dark hair, gorgeous green eyes, around 5'5" great young body, and really really nice natural tits with perky nipples peeking through the skimpy bra she was wearing. On top of that she had the youthful exuberance only a real 19 year old could bring, very enthusiastic and outgoing. It was instant erection time upon sight. Usually when you are told someone is 19 like in Craigslist ads they are usually around 22-25. Not this one.

As for the service, it appears she had just started there and I was like around her third or fourth client. For those looking for bbbj, dfk or anal, well Megan just aint there yet. It was basic service but she did it well with a smile and a good attitude and although I enjoy a good bbbj as much as the next guy there is nothing as great for someone at my lifestage as having good sex with a really really hot friendly young girl. It was a great and satisfying orgasm as I was able to watch her shapely legs waving in the air behind me in the mirror like branches swaying in the wind.


So I apologize for saying Megan Fox aint hot because her younger unpierced and untattooed double sure is.

Im going back for Megan for certain. If you do see her be nice, shes still a bit nieve about things but is really trying hard to learn the ropes and I dont want anyone ruining her. Shes too new to be jaded and that youthful enthusiasm is infectious.

Kitten Club on E in Franklin in Franklin. I did the half hour for $170

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Posts off and on craigslist... search tiffany and she's the chick with short hair.
34 years old, short blonde hair, and actually really nice natural tits

I've always had a thing for short blonde hair chicks... so I ventured out to her incall in Oak Ridge, near guilford mall.

Hospitality was nice, started off with a smoke and a glass of cider. talked for a few minutes then hit the bedroom for business.

She started off blowing my cock, then asked me to fuck her mish. Fucked her for a bit, asked to ride me which due to my "size" she declined. Doggy style till i shot my load.

Looks, 7 i usually like them a lot younger
Service? 8, the drink was nice
Attitude 8, easy to talk to...

repeat? next time i'm out in Oak Ridge i'll probably try jizzelle or something a little younger. Tiffany isnt a bad lay, not really used to the assembly line chicks though... She had another client scheduled for 15 minutes later... sorry if i stretched her out :) but she was fairly tight, especially for a older chick

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Finally my faith in humanity has been reconfirmed.

She has an ad on CL (7002), her pictures are 100% accurate, what you see is what you get, a 20ish, very hot, very firm, gal, who's pictures match. Phoned to setup an appointment very friendly on the phone, everything covered (no greek), works out of a highrise by Bristol skytrain. There was one fact in her ad I would disagree with she lists her waist as 27 if her waste is 27 my cock is 12 inches, I would guess at most 24, but who's going to hold that against her.

Arrived at her incall, met in the lobby, ride up in the elevator (still in shock how attractive she is. Unfortuately I believe she is visiting and will not be here for to much longer, to bad, I could see visions of marraige in our future...lol. Qouted 140/half alittle on the high side for Bristol, but in my opinion well worth it. Bed in a little den of the livingroom 19th floor blinds open city lights in the back ground. Multiple positions, great finish, hell of good time, definity would repeat and recommend.

L/S/A 10/8/9

note: if you are into big boobs, not for you, 34B is accurate

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Advertises on CL:
Natasa
150/hr..100/hh.. **BB8J, Ms0g, 9reek, c.1.m, swa11ow, da+y ** - w4m - 19 (Kingsport)

I've been out of the loop for several years but recently felt the urge, damn you Perbers for the enticing reviews. However, all the years I've been pooning must be the worst experience ever!

Called up the above-noted as it appeared she offered a complete menu, confirmed that she offers bbbj and greek (extra $). Headed out there for a hh session. Pics are accurate, however she is taller than 5'7" as indicated in her ad, I believe she said 5'10" if I am not mistaken; native-spanish-? mix. When offering the donation I mentioned the extra for greek, she said sorry I no longer offer greek. WTF?! I inquired about it not more than 30 mins. ago. :(
Her enthusiasm was lackluster (and that is an understatement). She kept on saying she was tired, had four clients already and wanted to get to bed. At that point, my compass pointed south. She attempted to revive it with a hard handjob, made it worse. Throughout the session, she kept on letting out a sigh. I suggested perhaps some seductive posing but she claimed not to understand and looked very annoyed. I then decided to help myself to some touching of her breasts and ass, she stood there like a mannequin staring into space.

Long story short, after some handwork and cbj, there was enough to attempt mish. I closed my eyes and went at a piece of log until I finished.

L: 8 (pics are accurate)
S: 3
A: 2 (perhaps why the donation was only $.00)

Repeat: NO

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So maybe she slipped when she was typing her CL ad. Maybe when she typed 38D-26-35, as in waist 26", what she really meant to type was 38D-36-42. It's an honest mistake. Could happen to anyone. Really?? Noooo.... not really!

I was an innocent moth drawn to the flame of the photo showing that beautifully enticing cleavage shot. But I felt like the bug that hit the zapper light when she started to take her cloths off and I realized that the girl answering the door and taking my money was Ivy. Oh well, I'll try anything once, so I stayed. That's 20 minutes I'll never get back.

Fake add? Well not entirely fake, she might be 5'8".
Un-true, un-kept, un-trimmed and un-inspired; generally an un-memorable un-experience. I think the damage was $20 (don't recall exactly as I've already blocked most of the event from my mind, and I think it was only last week).
If you're into the BBW thing she might float your boat, mine sunk (and I generally like curvy girls).
Number ends in 8155.

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Being an older gentleman, when I am in the mood, I will check out the latest Craigslist ads to see if there is anything new. I came across an ad that you can find using the search words “BBW sisters” for two sisters who advertise as both in their early 50s, offering a good time. Intrigued, I decided to contact them via e-mail.
The date was set, and yesterday I had a most enjoyable experience. I knew I was in for it when I heard giggling even before I knocked on the door. These two ladies were very welcoming, and appeared genuinely happy to see me. They both proceeded to give me welcoming kisses followed by my undressing, one from the front and one from the back. Their joviality was infectious and the activities began. I am not one to provide intimate details, suffice it to say, it is an experience to be providing DATY on one woman, while the other is doing the same to you. My equipment doesn’t always cooperate, but S*** managed to get me off in a most enjoyable BJ. Tits are large and soft, and both of their attitudes are first rate.
They are also lingerie models in their spare time, and love to prance around in outfits. They are both BBWs as advertised, but not overly so, and in any event it is the attitude and service that become more important. I thoroughly enjoyed myself, and will definitely repeat as it is $200 well spent.

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I rarely post, because I am an infrequent pooner. Anyone I have visited has been reviewed numerous times, so I usually have nothing to add. But I enjoyed Ashley so much, I had to chime in.

Ashley greeted me at the door with a big smile and a tiny halter that made the most of her sweet , handful-sized tits. The question of looks is subjective, but she is exactly my type. Her lips are luscious and her ass is just as lovely as advertised. She has mischievous eyes that are exotic enough to meet my fantasy needs. She’s a tiny girl, but too shapely to be called a spinner. Just right for me. She was friendly and welcoming at all times, and I never felt rushed.

We started with a strong massage, and Ashley really excels here. She took her time to find out where I needed work and has some good techniques for getting to the trouble spots. And she was small enough to climb right onto my back to really work those tough areas without damaging me. :o) She found that my neck and shoulders were badly knotted ( I hunch at the computer all day), and spent extra time there, kneading the knots and pulling my arms in ways that loosened me as much as could be done. It felt great.

After a few minutes of this, the site of her pert ass and the feel of her tits on my back as she clambered over me became too much. I reached out to stroke any patch of bare skin I could get close to, and it wasn’t long before Ashley responded and announced that the massage was over and asked me to flip. An excellent cbj followed. Ashley gives one of the better bjs I have had from an sp. She gave every sign of truly loving my cock, and her deep throat was enthusiastic and skilful. No mechanical head bob here.

Then she wanted it inside her, so I rolled her over for some vigorous mish. But we started slow, again in response to my preference. Ashley was very cooperative that way. :o) I entered a little at a time, teasing her, and she seemed to like that. But she soon got greedy and urged me to go deeper and harder. It was not long before we were rocking together and pumping fast and hard. Then we flipped for some cowgirl and she got more and more excited. I was getting close to blowing, so I turned her around to finish with doggie, my usual favourite endgame. There was some nice, unrushed cuddling afterward.

All in all it was a memorably fun session. Nothing I have described is out of the ordinary, I think, though my experience is not very wide. I suppose ymmv, and services beyond what I enjoyed might be on offer. But I'm sure she is a safety girl, so forget bbbj. I don't want to risk playing in that park anyway.

What made the difference for me was Ashley’s attitude. She is fun, intelligent, funky, and cool. It was easy to talk to her, and I liked her taste in music. :cool: All that added up to a comfortable and very pleasurable session.

L8
A9
S8

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On my way home for work, and was with a coworker. We decided to go pooning. It was his first time. I phoned up a place in in Franklin that I've frequented in the past, as we wanted something quick. We were told to show up in 10 min. No problem.

I briefed my buddy on what to expect, he was very nervous to say the least. We were told at the dood that one girl did not want to be with white guys. That was better than last time when I didn't find out till after I chose.

I got STEPHNY, a Kgirl. She has a spinner body and quite cute. Kitty is shaved too, just a small puff left. Said hi, and broke out in Korean, that was the ice breaker, and it set the tone for the whole "date". She was very talkative and respectful.

Went for an accompanied shower, and chatted the whole time there. Came back for a massage, and boy doeas she give a good one. My sholders were aching. The whole massage however we had to listen to my buddy "give it" to the other girl ViVi. We laughed and joked about it though.

Had a hot tea BBBJ with DT, and BLS, very nice. No DATY, or such offered, would have liked, but she put the damn lube on too fast, so I said "fuck it". ACG first with a real emphisis on grinding. It was real good and she was very vocal. Next to Mish, but then she took control, and closed her legs while we were going at it with LFK. The whole time moaning, and almost scratching my back. She came because it got real wet, and her kitty was throbbing, clinching my cock.

I asked for doggie, but she said it would be too painful, so she laid on her stomach, and did rear entry there. Did that for a while then she started asking my to finish, it was OK beacuse she did already cum, and it was pretty hot in there. We laid down and we finished the old kama sutra way where we were almost perpendicular to eack other, I needed the visual stimulation at this point. Finished up, and had a nice shower and chatted till the knock on the door.

L-8.5 Great looking, my type of girl
B-8.5 Real tight body, nice tight kitty, great all around.
A-9 Was really into the session, and was fun to be with.
S-8 Standard service, but the attitude made it feel better.
Repeat hell yeah, she just turned into my favourite in in Franklin.

My buddy Said ViVi was pretty good too, very talkative, real "girlfriend like"'.

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Well here is the first review of Hailey Brooks.

I emailed her to set up an appointment and she was quick to respond set a time for 10:45. She is down town very easy to find place, In a new building. I buzzed up and she let me in, Go up to her place knocked on the door and walked in and OMG here pictures are great on her web site but in person she is even more beautiful. I got a hug as I walked in and got asked if I wanted anything to drink but I declined so off to the shower I went. I got out of the shower and Hailey was sitting on the couch in the little black get up she is wearing on her web site then off to the bedroom we went. Started with some LFK/DFK and touching all over her lips are so soft and she is so nice to kiss that went on for about 15-20 min she worked her way down and on to the BBBJ she has skill started of with some BLS then she moved up the shaft flicking her tongue along the way. The BBBJ was very wet and she had good suction and she took it all in with lots of eye contact that went on for about 10 min then I blew I could not hold it back Hailey took my load in her mouth oh that was great. She got up and got me some tissue to clean up. I was ready to go again but we just ended up talking about all kinds of things then it was time to leave I got dressed got a hug and kiss at the door and out I went.

Hailey is such a sweet young sexy lady her body is so soft and with me she was really into it. Treat this girl right guys and she will treat you right.

L-9
S-8 (only got BBBJ with CIM and it was great going for F/S next time)
A-10 (she was so easy going and great to talk to)

Session was 1 hr.

Will I repeat um HELL YES

Once again thank you Hailey for a great time

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OMG, First time i am posting a :mad::mad::mad: thread, as guilty i am a leacher here many times to perb.ca, i admit it. But i Pooned enough to know what Services should be. This has got to be the Worst ever.

Name : GIGI ending 1668
L: 3-4 ( looks like a GREMLIN smiling )
S: 0
A: -10


Story goes from i enter, she makes a pass and i told her that i just need hh for $ after seeing her looks but i was horny as hell anywayz. so i figured why not.then she strips goes to rim me, cause i did shower before hand and was smelling like old spice bodywash, then after every Deep Throating , she goes *pui* into the bin next to her as i was sitting on the edge of the bed.
Already a turnoff, but i just let it slide.then she goes on rimming then all of a sudden, she complains that her TONGUE was NUMB, and that i put some stuff on my rim to make it numb , i was aghast :eek: what the hell. i kept quiet being an ASIAN GUY, but that Crazy nut just kept on swearing that i purposely put some cream and her tongue went numb from all that licking. i was losing wood so fast, B.C Pine tree infestations looks like a joke. she rushed to the toilet and proceeded to listerine her mouth, bitching about me applying some cream on my rim to numb it, at this point she shoved me into the shower and proceeded to give me a good scrub down. and then having the nerve to lecture me about being young and resorting to using such methods to prolong my orgasm and that it was not good for my health . At this point , i had enuff and just shuddered like i was freezing , haha and that i refused to go out of the shower, i just stuck my ass there and listening to her whine about how weird i was, or was i drinking before coming over.

She actually accused me on putting stuff on my rim to make it numb, i was :eek::eek:
Seriously, i Just got out of the shower and hurried off there thinking wif my little general. MY mistake..Biggggg Mistake.

It first started out going good, until i told her that i have not pooned in awhile, My mistake ? or did she take it as a Sign that i was a newbie. must be the best $ she ever made wif out fucking, i was so pissed that my Sargent Major refused to stand at attention.


After that i just went out , dried my self and flopped on the bed , waiting for my massage, i did not bother to give her a second look, if i did i might be tempted to break my gentleman code and hit that GREMLIN, she then proceeds to give the most unhappy massage, she purposely kneaded it hard, but unknown to her, i like it hard , and just stated that she did haf a good massaging pair of hands,which was the truth but that damn GREMLIN did not know when to shut up and take a compliment , continuing to whine about me not being satisfied with her services and that since we are all actors on that stage , we should haf a good time, BUT Given those circumstances , i m not sure if any SANE pooner would continue to haf wood. And then i shot back stating that my rim was cleaner then her mouth and i did not put any meds in that area ( FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT CREAM BITCH?) and that she forgot to take her meds, since ppl in my reality dun go accusing their PAYING CUSTOMER of numbing their RIMS. The Nutty Whore then shot back saying she heard that there was such a few cases already that happen ( ONLY in HER UNIVERSE). CRAZY NUT then reaches for her cell and calls miki the head mistress , i lambasted to her that Times must haf changed and how much Customer service standards has fallen , and then proceeded to make nice , perhaps it was just all a misunderstand routine.. after that. she went on and presented her case to the Mummy and how weird i was asking for this and that but completely leaving out the numbing rim part or her tongue going numb bit.

finally, when all the dust has settled, she offered to blow me, Crazy NUT ..
I just told her to continue her massage and forget about me EVER CUMMING IN/ON her...PERIOD...

Sad to say , i am being very generous about the words i haf chosen here, i haf pretty low expectations when it comes to poon so as to avoid the crash later, but this has got to be the worst POON in my ENTIRE 10 YEARS of POONing. SEriously, Try at Your OWN PERIIL, Or maybe just cause i was ASIAN?

by the way, she is at lest 35 and has a nice ring around her,
PS: did not even touched her PUSSY, was afraid of catching CRAZY .. LOLZ

Hope to Save some Fellow Pooners from losing $ just like that. i walked out $ poorer and full of cum *sigh*

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Well I started having that itch again.

I tried a few I really wanted to see but got no answers or they were busy. As a last resort, I thought I would try out a new listing for Icy in Kingsport.

She is an asian gal with nice real boobs. I am not sure they are D's but certainly good sized C's. The picture seems to be her.

The good news: Accompanied Shower, offered BBBJ but I do not partake. Very playfull and real tits with decent pokees. Digits were OK and the massage before hand was really all just foreplay. Ended up with a tongue bath, sucked on the toes (feels suprisingly good) and a little rimming. Likes to lick the ears and nibble the ear lobes which gets me going. Decent covered BJ and a little mish to finish. All smelled good.

The bad news. The ad says 23 - that had to be 15 years ago for her. She is not a real looker but not terrible but man that was an age stretch. A lttle bigger than I expected but then who am I to complain.

All in $120 for 45 minutes.

OK experience but with so much out there I do not think I would repeat.

She works with another girl that goes by Angel that I would not try myself. Even older.

F1

Her most recent ad in CL has this headline:
~!~!~!~New~!~!~!~!~Asian Busty Sweetie!!!~!~!~*I*C*Y* is your SEXY TOY - 23 (Kingsport)

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Tabitha

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Here it goes.

I went and saw her last night for the hr....The moment she opened the door i said WOW....This is the first experiense i had through craigslist that actually went very well.

The incall location is off Denman very nice apartmnet clean and furnished well. She asked me if i like a drink and i declined since i was ready to go.lol

We chatted for about 5 min asking each other what we like etc. Guys i must tell you she loves...lovessssss ANAL and she shows that well...I think in terms of Greek she is right up there with Jessikaxx...She started with a BBBJ and that was fantastic.....than she asked me show couple huge dildos in her ass...

They were so big i was a bit scared at first but once i started playing i realized that her hole is so stretched that ass can take anything.....after about 10 mintues playing and sucking i was ready to pump that ass...I started first fucking her pussy in a variaty of positions....mission...doggy cow...than she asked me if i like to fuck her ass and i said off course...she turned around lubed it up got into doggy position and i entered her slowly.

Finally i exploded on her face...

In short...great value for your buck... Off course she is a bit on the heavier side...Absolutly not fat but she has her meat on the right spots.:)

Looks- 7
Service-9
Attitude-9

p.s. she well worth it guys if you are into ANAL you wont regret seeing her...She did state that she may leave town for good. Therefore i suggest you see her before she is gone.

Cheers and have fun

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I went to see this one the other day and overall it was a good experience. She is in a new condo at HWY#1 & 200th street. The location is close to work for me and I only opted for the 1/2hr @ $1.2. I asked about msog and she said on the 1 hr yes. She was working by herself but said sometimes she has a freind working the same place.
Bit like fort knoxxx getting in but overall not too bad. Almost zero furniture in the place and only a matress on the floor but the bathroom is fully stocked and lots of towels.

Candy is not the girl in the pics and has nice breasts with long nipples but has a little tummy on her. Nice enough looking. English is no problem.

Started off with an ok massage and eventual body slide with a little playing with the boys. She seems a little on the inexperienced side and it was nothing to write home about. After the flip she gave a ilttle attention to the nipples and went down for a CBJ. Nice cbj with good eye contact.

I started to suck on her nipples and they are nice and long. She is responsive and seemed to be getting into it so I went for digits and there was no hesitation. She starting getting super wet at this point and really seemed to enjoy it.

Since I was starting to run out of time she got on for a good CG ride. Had a good time and she was really into it.

Afterward she helped clean up and into the solo shower. I was very close to the time limit so dressed and out the door pretty fast.

At the end considering cost and convenience it was a good time and I think I will be back.
L-6
A-8
S-7
last digits 3822

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I was surfing the Craigslist ads the other day and came across an ad I hadn't seen before, for a mature lady, Lisa, offering a "spring tune-up". What prompted me to contact her was her identification that she liked to be spanked. So the preliminaries began. I arranged an hour session yesterday, which was at a home in Nashville, close to in Nashville border.

She appeared better in person that her ad picture, and she was very welcoming and friendly. We chose the downstairs room that had a large massage table. First order of business was a set of clean sheets, towels, etc. which is always important for me. From there it was an hour of extreme pleasure. She was game for everything I was, and in particular really was into the spanking, and we had a great couple of rounds between passionate kissing, cuddling, and other things. BJ Hunter would be pleased with her oral performance. She is a mid 40's mature woman as advertised, but a tight trim body and nice soft boobs, and other skills too numerous to mention here.

She gave me the impression she was enjoying herself, which added to my pleasure, and it was a most enjoyable experience. She mentioned that she also participates in duos with another couple of ladies, so definitely something I will consider next time. Definitely a repeat, and highly recommended for those into mature, but fine women. If you can’t find her, PM me and I can send you her contact details.

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I finally made some time to go and see VV again after a long break. There’s always something about her that I just can’t quite put my finger on (in a good way of course). She says and does things that make you feel like a king. Things like “you drained me so much that I had to cancel my other appointment”, or “I was going to workout but decided I wanted to give you all of my energy”. Stuff like that or how she hugs and squeezes you and holds on for more than just a second as if she was really happy to see you. Sure she’s just playing her part and whether she’s lying or not, who cares. It’s those little things that make you feel good and want to see her again. Those of you who see her regularly know what I mean. Plus I always feel I get the pse plus a hint of gfe thrown in!

Anyway, I show up and she’s wearing my favorite heels along with black stockings, garter belt, and a lacey bra. So sexy that I start to stutter and became nervous as hell. Through email I told her to surprise me with our session and while I used to see her a lot and thought I was a VV PSE pro and had seen it all, I soon found out that I was actually scared. Scared for what she was going to do to me!

While sitting on the edge of the bed and chatting she came and squatted in front of me and began to undress me. All this while teasing me by bending over to put on some tunes and making sure I had a view of her fabulous ass. Next she posed in various positions for me to take some pics then pushed me down on my back and gave me one hell of a dirty sloppy bbbj. Before I knew it, she lifted my legs up and pushed them in the air and began to rim me. After a bit she gets up, grins and grabs the candle and starts to pour the hot wax over my cock. This made me scream like a girl which I think turned her on! I as afraid so show her weakness as I think she thrives on it!

Next, she opens up a bag of clothes pins to which I give her this “holy shit” look, kind of like a deer caught in the headlights. So I thought, fuck it, I’ll get her back when I pound that tight little ass of hers. So she clips a clothes pin to my balls and just as I squirm she starts to mouth fuck my cock furiously. With all the gagging and sucking I wanted to cum in her mouth but not till I fucked her good so I stopped her just as I was about to blow.

As she stood up and bent over to grab some toys, I got off the bed, stood behind her, pushed the g-string aside and parted her cheeks to give her a good licking. She grabbed a dildo and started fucker herself with it and I spat on her ass an finger her tight hole. She was moaning and then I pushed her onto the bed and continue to lick her pussy. She then said the dildo was too small and wanted me to stick a couple of my finger in to her pussy. After a few minutes she urges me to push in the other two and pump her cunt hard. She was getting so wet the juices started to lube up her ass and I was getting so horny I knew I would have a hard time trying to fuck her ass without cuming too early.

After 10 mins of crazy foreplay and fingers in all her orifices she says she needs my cock in her holes. First she squats over me and bounces up and down on my shaft. Then she sticks it in that sweet ass of hers and does the same. I was about to blow again so I told her we needed to switch positions so I bent her over the bed and rammed my cock into her. I pumped her ass for as long as I could. After a while (a short while as I was too excited) I blew my load deep in her ass. Then she got on the edge of the bed, spread her legs wide open and started to rub her pussy while ramming the dildo into her ass. Before I knew it she drowned me in one giant squirt. She came and came and came. I seriously thought I broke her and it would never end.

The sight of this gave me another hard on and she knew it cause she got down on her knees, took off the condom and started to lick the cum off my cock and then sucked my cock to make sure every last drop was out. I wanted to stay and try for round 2 but as I looked at the clock, my time was up.

I’m gone for about a month but I cannot wait to get back and see her again. I think from now on I’ll let her take charge of our sessions as this as by far one of the best.

beware, she can be very addicting!

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So I was on the Carman Fox website, checking out who was on schedule today, and to my surprise I saw that Breanna was listed as being available for outcalls. For quite some time I've thought that her pics look really good, and I've wanted to see her, but I've never seen her on the schedule before. On top of that, she's an exclusive fox. I'm used to 1 hour sessions, and to be honest I was a little apprehensive about the 2 hour minimum (hence why I posted a thread in the lounge earlier today asking people their opinions about 2+ hour sessions). Oh yeah, and then there was the matter of the price. Including the driver's fee, it was going to be $830 for 2 hours.

Despite all of the above, I decided why the hell not? So I called and talked to the friendly phone fox. After checking with Breanna to make sure she was OK with coming to a private residence of somebody she'd never seen before (she was in this case - I'm thinking that being a member of the foxy rewards program helped, because I've probably become somewhat of a known quantity over the last couple of months), the appointment was set.

So the time rolled around, and she showed up a few minutes early (I've had good luck with this lately - the last few SPs I've seen have all been either slightly early, or exactly on time). When she got to the door, I was not disappointed. She's a hottie alright!

So, since this was a 2 hour appointment, I got her a drink, and asked if she wanted to have a seat in the living room first for a bit of a chat. She wanted to head right to the bedroom, however, and who am I to argue with that? ;) So to the bedroom it was, and after chatting for a little bit, it was on to fun time.

A lot of kissing, some DATY, and a BJ later, we moved on to the main event. And then, after a break and some more chatting, it was time for act 2. And then act 3. I could get to like 2 hour appointments. :o

When we were chatting, Breanna mentioned that she's listed as open-minded because she doesn't want to guarantee a certain level of service because she doesn't know in advance if she'll click with a guy or not. Frankly, I can completely understand that, since in pooning everything is always YMMV. I'm pleased to say that the level of service I got was definitely GFE... :D

LAS, as always, are totally subjective, partly based upon my mood at the time I'm making up the numbers, and may or may not make consistent sense when compared to the ratings I've given in my other reviews (because I never remember what ratings I give, as it's not something I use in my own mind).

L: 9.5 (she's hawt!)
A: 9 (yup, great attitude)
S: 9.5 (a great time - really nothing more to say)

Would I repeat? Absolutely, but given the price, it'll probably be a while before I can justify splurging like that again.

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My name is Nicole and I am a sensual masseuse in Bristol. My sessions and my personality cater to men who are intelligent and discerning but who do not want the full escort experience.

My touch is incredibly sensual and I enjoy making a connection with my clients.

I specialize in the male g-spot and have introduced it to many nervous first-timers.

If you are just venturing into the world of escorting or enjoy the simple pleasure of sensual massage give me a call.

25, blonde hair, blue eyes, 130lb, 5ft.8, 26C-26-36"

Unfortunately her website is currently down, but the Incallme site is still operational. I met her at her Bristol Eastside incall apartment. It is an older place, but it was nicely decorated. Meter parking is available right out front and nearby.

Pics and description are accurate and she was very friendly. As pictured, she has many tattoos. She starts out with a quick chat to see what you're into. Donations were $160 for the hour for massage and manual release. Rear digits from her is optional and she seems to enjoy giving it. She does not provide oral or FS. Other services were available, but I didn't partake. Started with soothing music and a sensual massage on a proper table. This soon turned into some sensual touching and body slide on both back and front sides. She does not allow kissing, and only mild touching on the rest of her body. She keeps her panties on the whole time. Would of love to see her kitty. :( On came a glove, then a manual release with digit which was explosive. If you've ever wondered about this service, she would be someone to try it with. Shower facilities were available afterwards. Only draw back is her bathroom garbage is not taken out regularily, and the gloves pile up. :eek: YEMV.

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I have seen Sarah Passion 20 times since October 2007 (yes, i kept count).

Sarah epitomizes the three F's: fun, flexible, and flirty. Actually, there is that fourth F: fuckable.

On every visit she has been warm and welcoming and fun. By fun, I mean that she is always up for play. She has a lovely smile and big beautiful eyes, and she is happy. Not mindlessly so, but just a happy, level-headed young woman. The kind that always makes you feel welcome and tugs you by your tie toward the bedroom.

Flexible! She has a lithe sleek body with a lusciously lovely bum (more about her bum later). I think of her as the queen of reverse cowgirl. On my visit on Thursday, I counted four different variations: her sitting up grinding that lovely bum into me, her with her hands on my ankles and her head down by my feet, and her with her ankles hooked around my calves. Okay, I forgot the fourth position, but I am pretty sure it was there.

Back to her lovely bum. Doggy and lazy doggy give one a great view of her tush. I cannot say enough nice things about her pert, curvy bum. It is so great to be pressed against. On my last visit we were in lazy doggy twice. She has a vibrator that she likes to use in that position, and the vibrations are great to experience while taking her from behind :) When she turns her head while in lazy doggy, one can see that expressive mouth of hers.

Missionary with Sarah. I confess I find it really easy to infuse a fair amount of romance into play with her (I know that this is fantasy, but it is fun to pretend). That smile and those eyes and that kiss. There are times when she looks rather glamorous, and one can be tempted to think of her as some rich, hot, west-side girl at a ritzy private fundraiser who you have snuck off with to have sex. (Okay, that may be just me and my fantasy.)

Flirty! When I saw her on Thursday and slowed down a bit during missionary she asked "Why did you slow down?" I think she was close to coming. I responded that I was playing with her, and she called me a brat. She is without fail always up for banter during sex. Play with her is like great no strings attached sex with someone who wants no more than just to have fun together.

Visiting Sarah is an antidote to any drama in one's life. For the rest of Thursday, I kept saying to myself how much fun it was to see her.

Contact information: She advertises on CL and there is contact information for her on the *other board*. As well she is a member on perb but not in red

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I wanted to get back here and post this review before I forgot but also wanted to give it some time to settle in and make my review that much better.


This was a first time experience for me so I was really nervous, Nina helped a great deal my talking to me over email several times and answering my many questions on what was ok and not ok.

The big day finally came and well almost did not happen from chickening out... been burned a few times by hookers, I finally decided that I really wanted to do this and went over to her apartment it was nice and clean and very professional. Nina even has her own massage table though I did not take advantage of it. Nina met me at the door wearing a beautiful corset nice and tight and pushing her beautiful large breasts up I was hooked at the door then came the first kiss to know I was about to experience a totally different experience.

Nina showed me around the apartment and showed me all of her incredible toys there is something here for almost any taste and I can not wait to get to know most of them over the next few years lol.. Like I said I was nervous as hell so started by sitting on her love seat with her just touching and kissing until things got heated up. Nina's incredibly beautiful tits came out and the panties came off and I found myself on her bed with my tongue exploring her pussy and my (covered) fingers deep inside her pussy. Her squirting orgasm went all over my face and I kept licking as she shuddered under me. Then it was my turn I have had many good BJ in my life but nothing like this It was like she was hungry for as much of me as she could take in her mouth including my balls it was heavenly but I did not want to explode here as one of the things I had chosen Nina for is that she not only allows Greek but loves it. She has a chair that is in the perfect position to give great greek from behind. Nina does not do CIM but she took me her mouth and brought me to a wonderful explosive orgasm on her face and tits. We had a wonderful shower together to clean up and that to was fantastic we talked a bit more about future fantasy nights and she showed me more toys and fun things she could do.... all I can say boys is WOW well worth every dollar.

Thanks Nina can not wait to play with your toys :D

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ITB was at is again folks! Ya, the other night I decided to check out Silk Escorts, rather than scanning the CL ads and hoping to find a gem. Last night Silk was working out of Sutton Place Hotel, and I arrived with a throbbing wang and smile on my face. I was quickly greeted at the door by a tall brunette and was shown the other two girls working, while sipping wine...nice touch BTW. I chose the busty petite Phillippino named Lara Saynt.

She showed me to the luxurious room and I knew this was going to be a blast. Great environment and hot little body to play with...my god...:D

I asked to shower with her, but she declined saying her hair would get wet and the shower was down the hall. I told Lara I showered a couple hours earlier so no lathering up each other on this occasion. Not to mention, some other guy was in the suite hooking up with the Brunette, using the other bedroom. I really didn't want to walk into the guy half naked since who knows how he would react. (He would probably get jealous looking at my powerful frame and huge bulge!:D !)

Anyways, on to the fun stuff...we both got naked and Lara gave me a quick dance at the edge of the bed...this was cute, but she needed some music bad...as anyone would...I tried to pick a beat but my mind went blank looking at her tight little busty body! Next came a lack lusture massage...maybe a bit of oil would of helped and teasing my nutsack or asshole (not that I want my asshole teased:confused: :D but it's the effort that counts). We then moved on to the main event. Everything is covered at Silk ...so BBBJ fanatics...look elsewhere. From a safety standpoint this is good, but a BBBJ is the ultimate IMO. Still, Lara is very very good at sucking dick, even with a condom on, she had me going pretty good...she even teased my nutsack with a quick lick. I would of loved to have her lick my balls for a good 10 minutes but didn't ask. Next Lara mounted my bone white penis...and OMG this girl is tight. If anyone reading this has a 10 inch penis that is beer can thick...move on...she couldn't take it. I would say her pussy is one of the tightest I have ever felt!!!:D :D :D Lara looks hot riding dick...very exotic and her bolt-on C's bounce nicely with each thrust! We then changed positions numerous times...since I was having trouble cumming. I was going to pick her up and thrust her in the air, but I was already huffing and puffing, red faced, and wishing like god I could explode into this girl! The last 3 minutes I thrusted as hard as I could, but my penis just wasn't cooperating....we gave up in a puddle of sweat, showered, and was on my way with a nice goodbye.

L - 7.5 - nice tight pussy, exotic looking and young
A - 8 - pleasant girl...chemistry was good
S - 7 - No showering together and no BBBJ and very little sack sucking/licking. I forgot to mention, tons of kissing during this session...she is a very good kisser

Recommendation - Possible Repeat. I would recommend her to someone looking for a professional agency, in in Memphis Memphis...However, if you want high mileage for cheap...better stick to those Hong Kong girls on CL and hope they don't waste your time.:D :D

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I was surfing the Craigslist ads the other day and came across an ad I hadn't seen before, for a mature lady, Lisa, offering a "spring tune-up". What prompted me to contact her was her identification that she liked to be spanked. So the preliminaries began. I arranged an hour session yesterday, which was at a home in Memphis, close to in Memphis border.

She appeared better in person that her ad picture, and she was very welcoming and friendly. We chose the downstairs room that had a large massage table. First order of business was a set of clean sheets, towels, etc. which is always important for me. From there it was an hour of extreme pleasure. She was game for everything I was, and in particular really was into the spanking, and we had a great couple of rounds between passionate kissing, cuddling, and other things. BJ Hunter would be pleased with her oral performance. She is a mid 40's mature woman as advertised, but a tight trim body and nice soft boobs, and other skills too numerous to mention here.

She gave me the impression she was enjoying herself, which added to my pleasure, and it was a most enjoyable experience. She mentioned that she also participates in duos with another couple of ladies, so definitely something I will consider next time. Definitely a repeat, and highly recommended for those into mature, but fine women. If you can’t find her, PM me and I can send you her contact details.

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Tabitha

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Here it goes.

I went and saw her last night for the hr....The moment she opened the door i said WOW....This is the first experiense i had through craigslist that actually went very well.

The incall location is off Denman very nice apartmnet clean and furnished well. She asked me if i like a drink and i declined since i was ready to go.lol

We chatted for about 5 min asking each other what we like etc. Guys i must tell you she loves...lovessssss ANAL and she shows that well...I think in terms of Greek she is right up there with Jessikaxx...She started with a BBBJ and that was fantastic.....than she asked me show couple huge dildos in her ass...

They were so big i was a bit scared at first but once i started playing i realized that her hole is so stretched that ass can take anything.....after about 10 mintues playing and sucking i was ready to pump that ass...I started first fucking her pussy in a variaty of positions....mission...doggy cow...than she asked me if i like to fuck her ass and i said off course...she turned around lubed it up got into doggy position and i entered her slowly.

Finally i exploded on her face...

In short...great value for your buck... Off course she is a bit on the heavier side...Absolutly not fat but she has her meat on the right spots.:)

Looks- 7
Service-9
Attitude-9

p.s. she well worth it guys if you are into ANAL you wont regret seeing her...She did state that she may leave town for good. Therefore i suggest you see her before she is gone.

Cheers and have fun

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I had been keeping my eye on chanelle for a while now and haven't had an opportunity to hook up(busy summer). She was indy dropped off the radar about a month ago. Like most I figured she moved on. So I was surfing through Ishq and saw a chanelle? thought what are the chances?Pics looked hot! she was wearing stocking in the pics!Very Hot(yep it a weakness and I was reduced to slobbering-babling Idiot) They are located close to Boundry and in Jackson. Beautiful lay out. I wondered in and was met by the beautiful owner Ismira. She showed me around and gave me choice of the Rooms. Kool! I choose one jumped in the shower in anticipation of meeting channelle. As I settled in Chanelle came in through the door. Ah Yum! dressed in stocking at my request. Wow very pretty girl. great sense of humour-we clicked (I think). We settled in and enjoyed pleasuring each other BBBJ,DATY. We went straight to Doggie (we both love the position) finished 1st round that way. We had some time left and I was hoping to have a knap! Chanelle asked if wanted to go again. Unfortunately I was wiped out from other activities that lead up to encounter. We chatted and hammed it up. Soon time was over. I don't typically go to parlors but this one had a nice layout. Everything was as promised Chanelle was great but remember YMMV.

L-8
S-8
A-9

Rates were $$75. with perb discount

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ITB was at is again folks! Ya, the other night I decided to check out Silk Escorts, rather than scanning the CL ads and hoping to find a gem. Last night Silk was working out of Sutton Place Hotel, and I arrived with a throbbing wang and smile on my face. I was quickly greeted at the door by a tall brunette and was shown the other two girls working, while sipping wine...nice touch BTW. I chose the busty petite Phillippino named Lara Saynt.

She showed me to the luxurious room and I knew this was going to be a blast. Great environment and hot little body to play with...my god...:D

I asked to shower with her, but she declined saying her hair would get wet and the shower was down the hall. I told Lara I showered a couple hours earlier so no lathering up each other on this occasion. Not to mention, some other guy was in the suite hooking up with the Brunette, using the other bedroom. I really didn't want to walk into the guy half naked since who knows how he would react. (He would probably get jealous looking at my powerful frame and huge bulge!:D !)

Anyways, on to the fun stuff...we both got naked and Lara gave me a quick dance at the edge of the bed...this was cute, but she needed some music bad...as anyone would...I tried to pick a beat but my mind went blank looking at her tight little busty body! Next came a lack lusture massage...maybe a bit of oil would of helped and teasing my nutsack or asshole (not that I want my asshole teased:confused: :D but it's the effort that counts). We then moved on to the main event. Everything is covered at Silk ...so BBBJ fanatics...look elsewhere. From a safety standpoint this is good, but a BBBJ is the ultimate IMO. Still, Lara is very very good at sucking dick, even with a condom on, she had me going pretty good...she even teased my nutsack with a quick lick. I would of loved to have her lick my balls for a good 10 minutes but didn't ask. Next Lara mounted my bone white penis...and OMG this girl is tight. If anyone reading this has a 10 inch penis that is beer can thick...move on...she couldn't take it. I would say her pussy is one of the tightest I have ever felt!!!:D :D :D Lara looks hot riding dick...very exotic and her bolt-on C's bounce nicely with each thrust! We then changed positions numerous times...since I was having trouble cumming. I was going to pick her up and thrust her in the air, but I was already huffing and puffing, red faced, and wishing like god I could explode into this girl! The last 3 minutes I thrusted as hard as I could, but my penis just wasn't cooperating....we gave up in a puddle of sweat, showered, and was on my way with a nice goodbye.

L - 7.5 - nice tight pussy, exotic looking and young
A - 8 - pleasant girl...chemistry was good
S - 7 - No showering together and no BBBJ and very little sack sucking/licking. I forgot to mention, tons of kissing during this session...she is a very good kisser

Recommendation - Possible Repeat. I would recommend her to someone looking for a professional agency, in in Oak Ridge Oak Ridge...However, if you want high mileage for cheap...better stick to those Hong Kong girls on CL and hope they don't waste your time.:D :D

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Had a chance to see Kandy this weekend. She advertises on CL with a number ending in 1316.

Called her late at night and she was still awake. I had a friend visiting from out of town and we both needed servicing. She was pleasant on the phone and we made the arrangement for her to come over to my place.

She showed up in black stilettos and a sexy little skirt with a little black top.....looked yummy and instantly made my cock twitch. Took care of the donation of (cant remember if it was 120 or 140 for the half) and we went at it pretty good. She does an amazing bbbj, dfk, daty and is generally a very good GFE.

Over all a great experience and I ended up repeating after my buddy had his turn :D

She also had a great attitude and a very outgoing personality. By no stretch of anyone's imagination is she a clock watcher.

She looked exactly like her pictures and if you like spinners then you'll enjoy this one

I will definitely repeat either this week or weekend.

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Decided to TOFTT and go see this sp near Dawson and Gilmore. The picture looked fantastic, and the girl on the phone sounded great and spoke English very well..

I got to the area and called her to get the location. Went up to the apartment and I'm greeted by this lady (who I believe is Japanese) in her 30's who was most definitely not the chick on the ad.. I thought it was the mamasan, so i went in.. well.. turns out it was her.. I hesitated for a minute, but then considering I didn't have time to go looking for anything else and the fact that although she was old she had great pectorals and an ok body..

She doesn't speak more than 10 words in English total, so somebody else is doing the phone for her (her daughter? lol).. Accompanied shower with a very lame bbbj, a very very rough massage, 2.5 minutes if not less CBJ and then CG, Mish and I'm out.

She seemed to have very particular hygienic procedures not to call them compulsive behaviors. No kissing, the cleaned the rubber with a paper tissue? didn't want my face near hers.. etc.. not good.

At the end she asked me if I was a policeman? wtf?? :confused:


I was out of there in about 40 and it was $.2

Repeat? HELL no.

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I say TOFTT because i had not seen any reviews on her, which
was not surprising since she's new to town {not the biz}.

But what i had seen on her website and posts impressed me
enough to take the jump. Especially the comment re BJs that
she goes until their is a mutual desire to stop. I thought
i'd test this out and see, and was not disappointed becuz
she gave a nonstop BBBJ for 2 hours and 15 minutes.

Looks. Young like her age, 21, might have trouble getting
liquor without ID, very white skin like her site pics & some
Japanese women {she is Caucasian}. Arrived wearing eye glasses,
took them off for BBBJ. Next door girl type. Easy on the eyes.

Height. Seems about 5'5", as her website says.

Weight. Didn't put her on my bathroom scale, listed as 120.
If i had to guess if closer to 130 than 110, the former.

Hair. Seemed closer to black than red, maybe due to the
lighting or my colour blindness. Although some of the website
pics look the same to me.

On time. She actually phoned & left a message that she might
be a little bit late, due to a traffic accident, but was not.

Chat. We chatted for about the first 20 minutes, mostly her
talking. Then she offered to change into an outfit she had
brought with her.

Time. Booked 2 hours and she left after 2 hours 40 minutes.
After showing her my watch & saying time is up, she kept
on going when most other SPs would have taken off.
Showing her my watch again at about 2.6 hours, she was
even then asking about continuing. Obviously not a clock
watcher.

Damage. 500 kisses less 15 for special offer that week.

Outcall. She came from far away & charges the same for
outcall as incall.

BBBJ: She had a lot of energy, especially the first 45
minutes or so. Went deep often till i mentioned it was
starting to get a bit uncomfortable down there. She used
her hands a bit for balls massage, and was very open to
doing things the way i liked. I used a small hand held
mirror for my viewing pleasure to see her from the side
view. Had trouble seeing her lips, as some girls doing
BBBJ's seem to tuck them inside or something. Or maybe
it would have been better if i had put the mirror on
the other side, since later that helped when we were in
a different position {me standing instead of sitting}.
OTOH, maybe some girls need to practice at home with
a banana in front of their bathroom mirror ;

Since seeing the lips is an absolute necessity for me
when getting a BJ, i mentioned this to her. After that
their was improvement, and i was able to see her thick
gorgeous lips on my member more often. She does not
wear lipstick, which may have helped to highlight the
area, and make her lips easier to see. At times a lot of
saliva was also obscuring them from my vision. Overall,
though, due to the willingness to please and incredible
endurance, quite an erotic time. And she said that she
was having fun too ;

http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=105112

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I put WOM as Waste Of Money.

I went to see here as her picture got the better of me and the reviews that I was able to find had made it out to be girl next door which I do not know what door some of the folks are talking about but I know I would not be looking.

Anyways get not bad looking dressed bit bigger BBW for sure so i am not going to run away as I liked her face and was good looking dressed.

So pay comes back get to a massage that was not very good IMO.

Now this is where it goes from allright to no more fun.She gets undressed and is bigger then she looked in the dress which really is not one of my favorite things do not mind abit bigger but this was just to much for this guy.

So keep going lets see where it goes so go for FS and this is where the shit hits the fan.I am sorry but her cooter had a smell like a fish plant that has had no power for a few weeks.As soon as she opened up I could smell it from where I was at and needless to say my lil fella fell down quick.

So finish up with some oral and HJ as I had paid so might aswell get something.Also found her BJ to lack any luster at all.

So there you go I would say that has been my first super let down.My lil friend was doing more thinking then my brain as I allways seem to get good ones but for me not this time.

L=4
S=2
A=7

Very nice girl but everything eles.............Well not for me :(

Her number ends in 2409 look on CL.

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Ahh, I figured out how to start my own thread on this site... :P

Im definitely not as great of a writer as I should be considering my profession but here goes nothing.

I am very new to this world and still quite nervous about being a part of it. My first experience with this sort of thing could be described as being less thank satisfactory. Being that the SP I ended up meeting up with was not having the best of days and seemed to be taking it out on her clients. But after reading all of the great reviews Misty has had on this site, I decided to bite the bullet and give her a call. We set up a meet time for last night. As I was trying to set things up whilst at work, it required a certain level of discretion and tacked, Misty was very accommodating to this.

As my commute to her beautiful penthouse apartment come closer, I found my nerves really beginning to get to me. I considered chickening out and getting home, but after reading all of the review about her on this site and thinking of what I could be in for, I forced myself to go through with it. Definitely one of the better choices I’ve made in my life.

When she answered the door, she was wearing a cute little school girl outfit, which has been a subdued fetish of mine for some time now. Unfortunately, I was so nervous about the whole situation, too focused on trying to act normal and not let on that my knees where shaking that I was unable to fully enjoy her natural beauty. She brought me into her bedroom and asked me to wait there for a minute, get comfortable and relax. When she came back, she went over the rules, which as I am sure most of you already know are “nothing goes in the butt” and no left over marks of any kind (lol). She had a very warm personality and Im sure if I hadn’t rushed into it and took the time to chat with her first through this site (as one of the other reviewers has mentioned) it would have allowed me to overcome my nervousness. But in my defence, with it being her last working day in New West and the specials she had, it was all or nothing. I opted in for a ½ hr all inclusive day special of 1**. I would have to agree with all the other Perberites, her BBBJ skills are something like I have never experienced before. I didn’t last more than 5-8 minutes.... Pathetic... lol. After the first round was all said and done, I relaxed for a little bit and we talk about this and that. Hoping to I would go for another round and be able to experience her full service as I’ve read a lot of the reviewers have experienced, to my dismay, this didn’t happen. Nothing that I would put blame on Misty for. My morals are more of an old fashion, “let the woman lead” kinda thing. But after chatting with her for a while, I didn’t quite get the feeling that she was interested in round two and I didn’t think it would feel right to ask for it (donations or not, it just seems rude). Mind you, my nerves had not completely settled yet, even after the first blow, so I may have just been me. Nevertheless, she is a great person to have a conversation with, gives the best damn BBBJ you’ll ever have, so I cant really complain. It’s a shame that she is moving to Bristol now that I know she’s around. I may just have to make a special trip out there any now and then.

Oh and Misty, my nerves were in such a mingle when I left that I forgot to say thank you.

I really enjoyed our time together, be it as short and as pathetic as it was, thank you. You are definitely a sweetheart :P

Okay, so I guess you guys want my overall rating now, here it is:

Looks: 9/10
Attitude: 10/10
Service: 7/10 (BBBJ was definitely a 10/10. But was hoping to experience her full service skills as well)
Willingness to repeat 5/10 (again, could have been me, could have been a combination of both of us just not feeling it.. Im a pretty ugly f*ck so, you never know... ;) )

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had a little of fun with Kayli from Vic2Van while in Vic, but it was a short one because of some miscommunication between her and Harvi so instead of 45min had to resort to 1/2hr, but it was fun. So back to the mainland and decided to try out a new lady.

Saw an ad for Apple on CL.

http://Nashville.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1083272917.html

Called up and her booking lady answers and said the donation is $$ for everything, so to clarify that, I asked does that include LFK, DFK, BBBJ, MASSAGE, GREEK. The answer is yes and so I setup the appt to a location in in Nashville close to in Nashville center. Got there and got buzzed in, okay she is not the girl on the photo (that figures) and she's not 22 as I asked twice over the phone to confirm her age (she's more like early 30's), and she's not 105lbs (more like 120lbs), and she's nothing more special then those asian ladies at other micros charing $.2/45min.

I smelled something fishy even without having to get near her, so I asked what does the donation of $$ includes, she replied, " CBJ, MASSAGE, FS". And no LFK, DFK, GREEK or BBBJ. If wanted BBBJ must be exra $. So in total $$$, called back the booking girl and told me there was some misunderstanding because that's what Apple's pimp told her.

Now here's the fun part, while I was asking away, Apple got a call from a chinese client inquiring and Apple told this guy in Chinese that her donation is $.4 for f/s etc... (Oh yeah, I told Apple my Chinese is very bad when I arrived, I said that because I smelled something fishy in the beginning already but little does she know..). Than she invited me to sit down on the chair while she calls her pimp to clarifies and complaint to her pimp that I was sitting down in her place not moving or doing anything in Chinese. FOR F%@* SAKES, if she was a guy I probably deck her in the teeth for causing all the BS (she was the one who invited me and told me to sit down on that stupid stool). STRIKE 3, I said sorry... and I headed to the door and let myself out.

She's nothing special, just trying one of those fast rip off move and upsell. Complete a wasted of my time and gas, probably had more fun jerking off to a mannequin outside in Nashville center, but regardless I am sure glad I didnt get suckered into $$ or $$$.

L 5.5 up to a 6.0
S 0.0 (BS BS....)
A 0.0 (greeted at the door with a 7.0 but 8 minutes later it went down to 0.0)

HIGHLY NOT RECOMMENDED... save your bucks...

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